any statement following “hey feminists!” cannot be a good one
unless it’s “hey feminists! the pizza just got here, now get out that ice cream cake!”
IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i
it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
I’ve been waiting years to finally finish my dream team. In nine months time I will meet the final piece to my puzzle and shall become unstoppable.
“women aren’t allowed to—”
“women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods”
“men are biologically better than women at—”
“only men can/should—”
“it’s not ladylike to—”
“you’re not a real woman if you don’t—”
“men are dominant and superior—”
“women have to—”
“she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex”
“she asked for it/it was her fault for—”
“women should wear—”
Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the momentand you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay
well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it
I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
IT’S BACK ON MY DASH SORRY
Cool Meme Where U Find Out Everything About Your Subsconcious (Follow insruction.)
- Find the nearest loaf of bread. Any flavorbreadwilldo
- Get a knife and saw into the middle of the loaf. Right into the fucking
- Cut out the entire inside of the oaf of bread.
- Read
i can’t believe i just watched 8 trailers for the great gatsby just to find the one where he says old sport
